Doing It [antikvár]

1 Either Or 'OK,' said Jonathon. 'The choice is this. You either have to shag Jenny Gibson - or else that homeless woman who begs spare change outside Cramner's bakers.' Dino and Ben recoiled in disgust. Jenny was known as the ugliest girl in the school but the beggar woman was filthy. Her teeth! 'You are so gross,' said Ben disgustedly. Jonathon acknowledged the compliment smugly and nodded. He was the King of this. 'At least they're both female,' said Dino. 'I'd take the homeless,' said Ben, after a moments thought.'She wouldn't be so bad once you'd cleaned her up.' Jonathon shook his head. 'You have to take her as is.' 'Agh! You're the one who thinks of this stuff,' Dino pointed out. But that was the delicious horror of it. You had to make a decision. You had to consider it yourself. Ben squirmed as he tried to focus his mind on the ¦actuality. It was beyond a matter of taste. Disease came into it. 'Can I shag her from behind?' 'No, from the front. With the lights on. Snogging and everything. And you have to do oral sex on her, too.' 1