Land-Lubbers [antikvár]

Us It doesn't really matter if you've never heard of Clive before as he can be easily summed up in a few words. The words which mostly apply to Clive are 'case' and 'nut', 'big' and 'head', or 'wit' and 'half - though not necessarily in that order. Although Clive and I were born at the same time, we are not identical twins - I am relieved to say. When it comes to good looks, Clive got the short straw and I got the long one. Not that Clive actually looks like a short straw as he is too fat for that. Clive looks more like the slimy stuff which aliens leave behind them in science fiction films - the stuff that nobody wants to step in. For ages Clive thought that I was five minutes older than him, and he resented me for it. He said that I had got him with my elbow and had stopped him being born first. However, the midwife from